Lyrics for PS Singles

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• Bad Babysitter
• Come Up to My Room
• Coochie Coo
• I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime
• Keith 'N Me
• Love/Hate to be a Player
• Perfect

 
Bad Babysitter (feat. High & Mighty)
(C. Kirschner, E. Meltzer, M. Berger)
Produced by DJ Mighty Mi for Eastern Conference Productions. Eonic Verbal Tunes (BMI), 1972unes (BMI), Figs.D Music, Inc. (BMI)/Budde Music c/o The Bicycle Music Company. Concetta Music (BMI).

Babysitting sucks but whatever they got junk food, kung fu, egg fu, Dig Dug, a dog too
And a hot Jew, Mr. Weintraub, I mean he's old but not dimed out
If I'm bad I'll turn around in the corner for Time Out
Aight Josh what you wanna do? You wanna watch cartoons?
HBO got Platoon, hey get back in the room!
I assume your folks are gonna be out late, go make me Kool Aid
I'm a sit on the couch and masturbate then call my boyfriend Gabe and see if he ate
Spit out my Bubbalicious and get to one of them big fridges that could fit 10 midgets
Damn they're rich, hey she left me fifty dishes-bitch!
Let's try on ya mom's minks think she'll miss these Chanel links?
In high heels you look like Jar Jar Binks- go play under the sink
(I want my mommy and daddy!) I want your daddy as well
But if you tell, you'll die of sickle cell and God told me you're goin straight to hell
Well if you don't like it I can leave and then you'll be alone believe me that's what the creepy monsters want
Plus I'll be taking your TV
Put on your jammers and don't wet the bed I got a camera
I'll take a picture and show that little girl you like Sarah
Oh and one more thing- there's been several mass murderers spotted in the area
I'm a bad babysitter, got my boyfriend in your shower, Woo! I'm makin 6 bucks an hour
Let's make Fluffernutters don't fuckin utter another peep
I'll take the cookie cutter make star cookies outta ya skin while you sleep
Keep still, I gotta check the bathroom cabinet hey what are these pills?
I'll take the Valium Josh you take a bag and the Tagament
Stop throwin up I'm not paid enough you clean up the rug
Is that Fluff? I told you 6 boxes of unmade Jell-O was too much All right kid you gotta go to bed, I know its only 6 but my boy just came over and he wants me to give him head
Sit his bare ass on the couch where you watch Small Wonder
Next time you see Vicky the spot'll be sticky cuz I sucked his dicky and used your mom's cucumber
Don't worry I'll put it back in the Frigidaire
Scared? You can have it for supper nice and crisp in the Tupperware
No bedtime story, Gabe get off you're so horny!
Josh get in bed and Freddie Krueger might let you see your mom in the mornin
No porn and shut the shade Gabe-
One day you'll know how nice it is to get laid while you gettin paid

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Coochie Coo

Hey boy do you wanna use me
Got something better than sushi
My my coochie creamy like butter better ask my groupies
Why you over there by yourself
What you got there below your belt
Even though I got an ass like a shelf
Listen baby doll I'm gonna need some help

You know we don't care
You just a true player
Move on over my underwear
When you're down don't come up for air

Wet wet get the steam
On your knees boy better bow to the queen
You can take one for your team
Eat some cookies lick the cream

My coochie coochie coochie coo
My coochie coochie coochie coo

Do you wanna eat at the all night diner tonight?

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Perfect

1234 let me hear u scream if u want some more
like uhhh
PUSH IT PUSH IT
watch me work it -
I'm perfect

Yeah that's right it's the Superstar
everybody wanna come up when I'm at the bar
all them people wanna try its like gimme some more
try a little harder honey I'm like gimme my car
skip the bra
chill at the spas
feminine boss
don't care what it cost
get lost we gettin rocks
while bitches Botox I blow cocks
so hot
we just wreckin the party
autographin everybody body parts with the sharpie
cant stop me baby got an army
be all that you can be baby
call me

1234 let me hear u scream if u want some more
like uhhh
PUSH IT PUSH IT
watch me work it -
I'm perfect

I'm comin straight out the nyc
every little bad boy's wet dream featurin me
cream get the money dollar dollar bill ya'll kill ya'll got the ill jaw
exes still call

you know I gotta do whatever it takes
all them other chicks its like that's the breaks
and all them other chicks wanna take my place and all them
other chicks better get out my face

the look the lips the tits the taste
the hair the eye the skin the waist
you see what i can do on a microphone
so think bout what I'm gonna do to you at home
get goin with the
mastercard max it hard
in the backs of cars
faxin lawyers
racks and racks at stores
I'm just/ about/ me gettin more

1234 let me hear u scream if u want some more
like uhhh
PUSH IT PUSH IT
watch me work it /
I'm perfect

hey I dont mean to brag
but i'm makin ladies mad
when they look at what i have
all the shit in the bag
runnin things like a track
no practice
got you starvin for me like a Hollywood actress
so attractive wear my dresses backless
flippin lots of heavy words like a mattress
make money during napses leg hair waxes… use hundred dollar bills
got a million pairs of underwear
millionaire times my strands of hair in Bel Air
its all there, bull or bear .....i dont know and i don't care
it aint fair princess superstar make em stop n stare runnin scared
kiss my derriere, on my mirrored chair
(why u got a mirrored chair? )
you can see my ass much better there
to kiss it kiss it

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Keith 'N Me (feat. Kool Keith)
(C. Kirschner, K. Thornton, Dart LA) Produced by Dart LA for Alkali Inc. Reverend Tom Music (ASCAP)/Kohaw Music (ASCAP), Inc./Notting Hill Music c/o The Bicycle Music Company. Concetta Music (BMI).

(Keith's rhyme)
Baby, can you feel my love?
I got my shorts on-
And I'm taking them off
Now when I saw your face I'm a believer
Hey what you got the keys to my Beamer
A keeper get the fever viva end receiver
Oochie Wally Wally leave it to my Beaver
Take a big sip and inhale, you tip the scale
If this rap game don't work out baby you cut for Chippendales
I got my nails done for this special day, Oil of Olay
Case of Criss in piss in the bidet I'm Miss rappin Jon Benet
Big hunk blowin spunk in the back of the top bunk
Slam dunk Daft Punk's voice box in the water kerplunk
Get krunk forget Clyde and Bonnie Ted Bundy and Peg Bundy Burt and Loni
Nancy and Ronnie Betty and Barney smokin mariwanni, I'm a little horny
On and on a common bond two vagabonds in Vuitton
Eatin Cinnebons at a mall on Mars where we belong
Arm in arm naked making spawn at the salad bar get salad tongs deliver our new baby born
Wait something's wrong, I gotta call my moms tell her Keith's on my song
Ultramagnetic you helped my headache like a music paramedic you mad athletic there I said it
I'm older now, Come 'n get it
We're like Doin it and Doin it well, So poetic
(Keith's rhyme)
You and me like ET and Drew Barrymore
Pick Reese's Pieces off your piece I want to marry more Keith
You'll be comin soon…to a theatre near me
Veni Vidi Veni Veni-I came I saw I came and I came again that's three
(Keith's rhyme)
I think about you and the things you say when you rhyme
Won't beat around the bush so you can beat around mine
I'm a Slinky, coil my butt back and forth down the stair I'm kinkier than pubic hair

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I Hope I Sell a Lot of Records at Christmastime
Copyright 1999

Ah yo Santa let's get something clear
I'm half Jewish I shouldn't even be talkin about this time of year
But I'm near tears tryin to fund my record label career
While everyone drinks beer like they at Cheers
Makin Nintendo bets
on debts from bad rekkid deals for real I'm probably next
I'm here sweatin my ass off, it's July
But by the time this comes out I'll be behind my release schedule and
Mariah Christmas will be sellin' out- why?
I never did nothin bad to nobody
I'm still friends with all my Ex's who stole money (Aw honey)
Don't aw honey me Just give me the money please
One of those cards with a pocket for cash
A big stash or check to cash I'll snatch it before you realize you acted rash and come at me all mad
I've been good, well pretty good, at least in my mind
Please let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime

CHORUS: Lalala La La La La
There's one Christmas Star
Princess Superstar!
Ho Ho Ho!
Who you callin' a Ho?

Look, I'm too poor to afford life size cut out cardboard of me poured into a size 4
With a floppy Santa hat on the record store floor
Want ace product placement listenin station so while I'm on vacation
I got my face on Raisin Brans round the nation
I'm impatient need my wax to sell by the cases
Like Mase's in God's good graces I'll be gracious
Just let me retire with his wages
I'm not aimless I wanna be A-list
Hang out with someone famous, then my friends and I would all have someone to date us
Like Tom Hanks, Billy Blanks, Shabba Ranks or any of the Franks-
Stallone, Purdue, Avalon, or Delanor Roo
Bill Gates too-(Ew) It's true, all I gotta do is sell through
Go on tour then put out a live record real quick like Frampton or Badu
I got a cold, it's gonna be Xmas soon and I'm getting old
Hi Tower? Hi it's me again, how many units we sold?
You mean we didn't go platinum or like gold?
(Beep beep) Oh-that's my Rolls-
Yo wait I'm on a payphone please don't even try to put me on hold!!

CHORUS

Ok you're all listening to my song that's a good sign
So either you bought it, it's on the radio or your friend is sayin ha ha listen to this funny song
That's fine

But if that's the case don't even think about the blank tape
Take a date with your lazy ass go to Virgin or Other Music they close late
And in case you don't make it visit my website blah blah dot com
See old sexy pictures of me, order my record and buy the clean version for your mom
Santa, just one hit, one seasonal favorite-
One tear jerker piece of commercial shit for the ages or just enough to get an agent
Watch how fast I'd sell out, get the cash get the hell out
Be on VH-1 Where are They Now Eatin' filet mignons by the pound
Round baby, Fat and gettin' down baby
No need to fit in fancy clothes now
Hey get the Camera crews off my grounds!

Call me flash in the pan, the blonde chick who thought she could rhyme
Please, just let me sell a lot of records at Christmastime!

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Come Up to My Room
Copyright 1999 ps i love you

If you can't figure it out, sit and listen for a long time with a loved one!

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Love/Hate to be a Player
Copyright 1999 ps i love you

I got a PhD a playa hatin degree when it ain't me check me
University teach class dispatch grade D my Keats kick you in the Balzac
Alls that so wack/hiphop hits gone bad/but that brag/ dag, it's temptin'
Money Cash Hoes let me kick a little somethin'

(I love to be a player…)

I can put the ho back in hotel, Write, win a Nobel, run wit the cartel,
Rock?, Well I rock well, slam like a Montel, fat?eat a Snackwell, smack like a Bonne Bell
Talk with the tic tac on the Startac wait hate that
It's Rap gettin' tired
Booty Call of the Wild -I'm snorin
Like Hootie all of a sudden-borin'
You don't Blowfish? Hmm..Let me finish/ I'm a step wit/
Someone on the right tip the right shit, the champ sip
Trap for the flip hit Billboard shit
I did it (what for?)
Connect 4, pretty sneaky sis, gimme some more
This Cracker needs a Jack /need some caramel in the back/
And since you askin lick me like Baskin,
Like you Robbin cream/where you been?
Multitask my ass like computer blue/Year 2/
Oh no shoot Hals gone crazy / Amazing, Grace
Like Jones I'm a giant/Body Y-2-K compliant /
Please, I'm ready for 3 grand (how's that?)
Cryogenic freeze/I'm the nation's gift for future man
No frozen skeeze jokes, Ya'all shut up

I love to be a player...
I hate to be a player, worse I hate to relay it

You better run for cover
Last tango with the lover,get the butter
See my vest !see my vest!
Take it off see my chest
I confess boy I'll house you
Break you off a little I'm about to astound you
Always ill on Principal like Victoria
got a pimple shit now I'm borin ya
Braggadacio should just be a font
Tired of players, playa haters, playa songs
It's time to innovate, elevate the music
I can solve a Rubix, bounce my boobies
Can't stop it/constant better get a grip
You sunk my Battleship!
Mackin' it but fight back and hit
Chaka and the Sleezestacks
We really need that
Time to succumb, drop the "succ" time to cum, put the suck back in make you cum again
You'll comprehend
If you want to be my lover /stay the fuck away from my friends

I love to be a player
I hate to be a player worse I hate to relay it…

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