Fried Chicken, that's in a bucket
A side a cole slaw then I slurp it and suck it
Goes down smooth, just like my rhymes
Not like watchin a frenchie mime
That you want to punch
Uh, pass the Captain Crunch
Stayin' hard in milk just like my man
My panties are silk cuz I command
And when I speak aw they all come
Runnin' faster to the princess kingdom

Who's the Princess with tha master plan?
Me! (Wow)

She's got the flavor, she's got the flavor
She's on it
And I'm on it

Woke up, got outta bed
Put the Final-Net all over my head
Put the panties on my but and then I fled
Wheredya go?
Went to work at the Chinese Restaurant
Workin' hard for stuff I ain't got
Servin' up the grease and oil
Gotsta know I'm still a royal
Superstar

I was drivin downtown in my blue Beretta
Wonderin' why people use Velveeta steada cheddar
Reach down to flip the tape yeah I musta ran a redda
The cop pulled me over and he said...
"Hey aren't you Concetta?!!"

Like Davy I'm a believer
Like stolen goods I'm a comin to seize ya
I don't want you to get the wrong idea
But I got more fingers than Jerry Garcia...
See ya!

I got more answers to your questions than Alex Trebec
And if I was a sandwich I'd be triple deck
It's the high-tech section of your audio selection
Put down the white-out chump I don't need no correction
Takin MC's out like Barclay vs. Barney
Go to Mount Airy Lodge where my host is named Marney
MC's try to dis but they can't touch these solos
If you wanna come correct, be like Mike D. go to the movies,
Eat some Rolos

I never take intermissions
I got more rhymes than John's got Peel sessions
I'm peanut butter and my man is Fluff
Wrap the Wonder Bread around us
We never get enough

Woke up one morning I was really depressed
That kinda day when gettin dressed
Is like the hardest fuckin thing that you could ever imagine
Suckin hard yeah I was cold tragin

So I tried to make myself feel better
Called up my friend Kim and then I met her
Cuz she always makes me feel just a little bit stronger
And I needed advice, wonder if I was wrong for
Splittin with my baby it was almost two years
Which is a lot you know in dog years!

But anyway, I wrote enough songs about him in our day
So I'm gonna stop now and put it away in the back of my brain
And tell you bout the other shit I have to complain about that day
Picked up the guitar tried to play
Couldn't get past the chord A
And E and C and fuck it was boring
All of a sudden there's a knock at the door and it was my old neighbor
Who wakes me up every mornin 7:30 am
Ridin her exercycle blastin Lite FM
But she tells me I gotta keep it down
I give up, I'm so down

I hate where I be livin on Clinton Street
The other day I saw a dead guy lyin under a sheet
And these 14 year old pushers tryin to sell me dope
And the fuckin salsa music I can't even cope

I used to really love livin on the Lower East Side
But when I walk down the street, "Yo Pussy need a ride?"
Is what I hear from every mac muthafucker givin hassles
Yo Punk I ain't a stripper, you see some tassles?

Sittin here chillin with my Cream o Wheat
I got Dearfoam slippers adornin my tiny feet
Freezin cold chillin cuz they turned off my heat
You know I'm screamin at the landlord, Pete

You know I just got fired from the Chinese Restaurant
Told you I was working hard fto buy stuff that I ain't got
So I found another job you know it's all the same
Now I'm dressin like a chump playin the 9-5 lame

Now it's 9:03 am and I'm behind the desk
So damn bored so I'm thinkin bout sex
And tryin to remember I'm a superstar
Knowin' my success won't be that far away

Another Day
Another Day

Pantyhose itchin up my legs and shit
Stretchin on the swivel chair, yeah that's where I sit
And the grub from the telephone is makin' me a new zit
Boss is yellin for some coffee here's my gat and clip

I'm white and I'm from Pennsylvania
I don't have no gold and I don't have a pager
Where I'm from there wasn't no scene
I got my information from Highlights Magazine

I drove a jeep that my parents bought me
Drove it over 60 but the cops never caught me
Wore clothes from the Gap watched the Dukes and Daisy
And when I got nasty shoplifted at Macy's