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LYRICS |
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My Machine Lyrics
- "I Like it a lot"
- "Famous"
- "On Top Bubble"
- "Bad Girls N.Y.C."
- "The quitting smoking song"
- "Initially"
- "Coochie Coo"
- "Perfect"
- "Push, Make it work"
- "My Machine"
- "Artery"
- "The Happy"
Hey Hey Hey
I Like it, I like it a lot
Hey Hey Hey
I like it, I like it!
Baby if you wanna go right to the top
I'll take you there cuz I ain't never stop
I'm gonna do something never seen before
I'm gonna change the world so you wanna score?
I said…All…Night…Long….
Everybody's gonna get real tight
We get uptight, get uptight now
Everybody's gonna get real nice
Gonna get real tight we get uptight now
Everybody's gonna, everybody's gonna, everybody's gonna waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Baby gonna go right to the top
Nothin gets in my way when I see what I want
Just you wait and see what I got up my sleeve
You can scream, go ahead call the police
But it's All…Night….Long….
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I wanna be famous
do you know how famous I am
tv trucks parked all over my land all a part of the plan
every single little fan shake my litle hand snort a little gram rehab and back again
/ what a wonderful life what a wonder
make a hundred million dollars like I'm riding a bike
got a butler for life watch him butter my knife
betcha everybody jealous betcha wonder what its like
- died my hair blonde wrote a hit song
got a dot com bought louis and vuitton
up until this year I lived at home with my mom's
now I got big bong filled up with champagne
be calm
if you gonna approach
got 10 bodyguards who wanna punch you in the nose
better never come close
got a house on each coast
just to house fur coats
and um, my bathrobes
want everyone to know my name
I wanna be famous
want cars want cribs wanna be the boss of the game
don't wanna work all day wanna chill with Dre
wanna a maid wanna get paid
wanna a limo and a plane
then i wanna complain OK
I wanna be famous
look I never knew about the bloods and the crips
but I know about the tucks and the nips
College, I skipped but got the collagen
in my lips my tits lipo the hips
check me out on Cribs- it's a trip
me and Prince eatin ribs
drippin on golden bibs
my private driveway is
like the Verrazano bridge
I'm very much a bitch
platinum fridge
I dont need it cuz I dont really ever eat but
fuck it Im rich
it's tough when everybody wants your autograph
tough to get a cab when you wear a cap and you look crap
middle finger take a picture of that that photo makes me look fat
thas bad I look like Danny Devito
just wanna jog incognito
what's with you people?
want everyone to know my name
I wanna be famous
want cars want cribs wanna be the boss of the game
don't wanna work all day wanna chill with Dre
wanna a maid wanna get paid
wanna a limo and a plane
then i wanna complain ok
wanna be famous
have a Mentos /they're imported, i can afford it
pinto to pentho im boughetto
hey you! get me something now! ( why?) I said so!
ooh when I feel romantic
my vibrator got its own mechanic
speaks Spanish (muchas gracias Manual I think I'll manage)
make me a caviar sandwich! damn this
paparazzi get lost oh look go chase Ozzie
my Versace's tight
big fight
punch another star front page of the Star
it's alright
cuz we like always brawlin
ballin got our lawyers callin
if you say mo money mo problems
you just need a little bit more to solve 'em
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Unstoppable undroppable uncoppable on top bubble
I'm a mad rapper ripper Ivy league stripper
nike kicker born winner heavy hitter heavy hitter
Unstoppable undroppable uncoppable on top bubble
I'm a mad rapper ripper Ivy league stripper
nike kicker born winner heavy hitter baller
rock star in a stock car start a cock war shock n awe
what you gonna do with your dropped jaw
you aint seen a chick like this before huh?
bad girl big libido
got a man for every brand of dorito
my ego got a lot clones n while you gettin stoned
I'm on the ball kick kick life like a field goal
Unstoppable undroppable uncoppable on top bubble
I'm a mad rapper ripper Ivy league stripper
nike kicker heavy hitter heavy hitter
Unstoppable undroppable uncoppable on top bubble
I'm a mad rapper ripper Ivy league stripper
nike kicker heavy hitter baller!
it's cool my plan foolproof
no use to try to stop the grip of my tooth
say what you want my mind's soundproofed
like a vocal booth the only thing I hear is my own voice and the music
watch how I move your mouth to say the words that I wrote
make you go broke til you gonna pay for these clothes
simmer and soak in everybody's brain til the worlds ready
a winner getting in my Range like oh steady
tear through written words letters my confetti
takin the world when your heads turned you let me
so deadly gettin burned from the fire in my belly
you got me babe who needs any other celebrity
my armies sell out arenas /we always rock adidas
and everybody wanna meet us
born leaders off the meters sittin in our jets 50 seaters
get a touch a jesus in your speakers
builders buildin wings in my name at Mount Cedars
lingerie with leaders body out the shell of Venus
and lifetime achievements
can suck Soundscans penis
and we like ...
Unstoppable undroppable uncoppable on top bubble
I'm a mad rapper ripper Ivy league stripper
Nike kicker heavy hitter born winner born winner baller!
put the mic on get your Nikon
make me an icon like the right one
bite like a python
you'll be like damn that's a nice song
an I'm like yeah... and it's lifelong
start a chain reaction
I'm all talk but when I rock it's all action
chicks get the chips we gonna cash em
so rack em n check out the (ooo-wahh)
fffff fashion!
you can't get no satisfaction
you probably pay attention to the wrong crap, man
you gotta listen to my track man
everyone I meet is kinda slackin
I'm gonna rule the world with what I wrote on my napkin
understand hold the world in the palm of my hand
Superstar's gonna be the only name brand
Unstoppable undroppable uncoppable on top bubble
I'm a mad rapper ripper Ivy league stripper
Nike kicker heavy hitter born winner born winner
Malt liquors time tickers heavy hitters
slit zippers Gore Tippers Doors trippers Yom kippurs big titters shit kicker politickers
crate diggers plain wiggers just kidders high bidders real singer big tippers day trippers thigh thicker much quicker lot sicker no beginner no beginner no beginner-
ballers!
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we just some bad girls
drive us in some Jags girls
we got some bags girls
bad girls nyc
did you think you could mess with us
wanna roll muthafucker with the best of us
watch out now dangerous on the back of the bus
smack you while im puttin on my blush
you in a rush never saw a
bad bitch drive a truck handlin the clutch like whaa
gotta crush
know i gotta nice butt know i gotta nice haircut but thank you very much
bad girls around the world
we just gonna rock their world
can i hear you all my girls
you got a gstring n you can sing say ow
you think you all ready now loud
plenty rockin steady many betties in the crowd like
henny all around bad girls gotta drop your teddies to the ground i'm a gon break it down
we just some bad girls
drive us in some Jag girls
we got some bags girls
bad girls nyc
we just some bad girls
check us out in mags girls
roll us out some jags girls
just bad girls nyc
you like it dirty dirty
we like it dirty dirty
bad girls in jersey jersey
keep them men all thirsty thirsty
now watch the birdy gonna run this shit gonna get them platinum hits
girls with the real tits girls with them fake shits
get rich n scream if you a bad bad bitch
miami chicks
shake your ass from your mammi
show the Cali chicks
2006 gon help me win a a grammy so pull down ya panties get your pussy licked
showgirls in Vegas
show off your body like dancers for the Lakers
boys gonna lay us we players
girl djs cross the faders cuz you know I'm gonna blaze us
we just some bad girls
drive us in some Jag girls
we got some bags girls
bad girls nyc
we just some bad girls
check us out in mags girls
roll us out some jags girls
bad girls nyc
bad girls around the world
we just gonna rock their world
can i hear you all my girls
if you got a gstring n you can sing say ow
sharp as a razor wanna wager
smash up your pager like whoo al queda
word detonator
kick you like a cheerleader for the Raiders- uh ow
walk in your trainers ok and the
girls in the trailer good girl failures
girls on the Jaeger
rock your diamonds bitches elizabeth taylor
but anyway have you seen our cars
n anyway have you seen our mas
anyway have you seen our thongs n
some bad girls all along
n anyway have you seen our mans
n anyway have you seen my plans
n anyway have you seen our bands
some real bad girls do you understand
Detroit PA down south GA
VA Brooklyn Bombay LA
to all the girls from around the way!
Boston Berlin Philly San Fran Scotland
Japan France and / Ca-rr-i be-an come on now get with me n
DC BC KC
new york city
we just some bad girls nyc
we just some bad girls nyc
pump pump it up
we just some glad girls
check us out in mags girls
best you ever had girls
we just some bad girls see
bad girls nyc
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it's the quitting smoking song
all the smokers cough along
if i can do it, so can you
let's chew some gum and say fuck you
it's the quitting smoking song
all the smokers cough along
if i can quit, you can quit
let's have some fun and break some shit
well this is the hundreth million time i've tried to quit
So sick of it wait shit // i gotta cough and spit
i was a bitch before but now a bitch times six
on day six I slipped then sticked patches on both tits
ripped off the patch with a rash sick of the crap sick of paying 9 bucks a pack sick of keeping track -whatever gotta match?
throw the pack in the trash then bum one fast and light it up
(you shouldn't do that) you know, i know, i don't give a fuck
then I get to the end and feel bad again cant call your friends cuz this is the tenth time you said you quit and this time i'm really gonna do it man i got a plan
acupuncture and bran nicorette treadmill and zyban
damn i feel weak i feel so dumb
i got 99 problems and cigarettes is #1
gonna curse Benson Hedges
curse Phillip Morris
gonna curse you motherfuckers til I make it to the chorus
it's the quitting smoking song
all the smokers cough along
if i can do it, so can you
let's chew some gum and say fuck you
it's the quitting smoking song
all the smokers cough along
if i can quit, you can quit
let's have some fun and break some shit
I haven't smoked in a week all my clothes still stink
what did i used to think this website says my lungs have ONE spot of pink?
now - what am i gonna do instead of smoke when
1. drinking coffee
2. thinking about the Iraqis
3. in a boring conversation
4. mad, impatient or
5. waiting outside
6. while i drive
7. feeling crappy
8. feeling happy
9. this is not happening/ i cant stop snacking its nervewracking my pant buttons are snapping and my rapping is totally blocked
clocked more wrinkles than a pitbull plus I got a new pimple
I'm supposed to be a sex symbol!
it's official i'd rather kill myself smoking than live without it
so sick of feeling sick
so sick of myself sick of talking about it
gonna curse Marlboro gonna curse Phillip Morris gonna curse you motherfuckers til I make it to the chorus
it's the quitting smoking song
all the smokers cough along
if i can do it, so can you
chew some gum and say fuck you
it's the quitting smoking song
all the smokers cough along
if i can quit, you can quit
lets have some fun and break some shit
Wow it's been a year? I still got a career- lost some weight but still don't got a stomach (or dough) like Britney Spears but
I can actually breathe got some nice white teeth and I can sit through dinner and not get up to smoke in the middle and leave
believe me I got a lot to say on the topic
if you're a smoker and you know it, clap your hands, now stop it
you look pretty stupid with that thing in your mouth
pretty insecure with that thing stickin out little wrinkles on your brow
I dont know how you're gonna do it but you better do it
your lungs or these corporations which one you want ruined?
I'm sorry I'm starting to preach just a little bit
nothing worse than a smoker who quit but you smell like shit
Go kiss someone else you taste so gross dude
I smelled you before you even came close ooh
I'm gonna curse Benson Hedges
curse Phillip Morris
gonna curse you motherfuckers which brings me to the chorus
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get up
learn how to talk
watch the letters i can drop
ABCDEFGH
if you want more better gimme the bass
SWF like WWF
in a puddle of breathe sweat MCs to death in a D& G dress
ride a bumpy beat- like -a BMX now O!!
SMS text for
S & M sex
Xray Specs filthy that's F
DKNY vest
U impressed
I got
ijklmnop left
on the LES yes QRS T tea for two me and U V W? No, BMW
X triple X
y zz cuddle you -U? SIC ADD so 123 321 ooh in the 212 don't know what to do
Let's C- NYC MVP APB on the LIE tell the NME
friends n me TNT on our TITs boom baby!
boom boom!
hey-if you wanna go out tonight
you better get it right
be like aaeeiioo
TasTeefreeze men to their knees PYTs in the PVC
BBC to NBC
i'm watching you from out the TV
switch it off / it's alright / it's a standoff
i'm the boss/ get you back and more
check the record rack in the store
a million of me lookin back in the mall
price tag on my face like a whore
ice in my bag like D-I-O-R
built like a C-A-R
programmed like a VCR
n if you figure that
with my figure I
earn 7 figures then
you just learned the word figure again and
i just made your brain bigger again
CNN
hey-if you wanna go out tonight
you better get it right
be like aaeeiioo
all a sudden ain't I sumthin
eat KFC in the VIP in London
runnin take the HOV
CC2003 TCB
H-MV get DMC BIG School D
call the CDC I'm about to sneeze
Achooo--ooh/ I like the letter A do U?
CIA get away /TWA upright tray
Q and A about my T-n-A, DNA
FU it's TBA
Call Triple A / they're on their way
I'm gonna take over the
WEA
might wanna warn LA /you can
keep it warm for me til that day
hey-if you wanna go out tonight
you better get it right
be like aaeeiioo
hey. It's alright.
we alright.
we just like
aaeeiioo
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Hey boy do you wanna use me
Got something better than sushi
My my coochie creamy like butter better ask my groupies
Why you over there by yourself
What you got there below your belt
Even though I got an ass like a shelf
Listen baby doll I'm gonna need some help
You know we don't care
You just a true player
Move on over my underwear
When you're down don't come up for air
Wet wet get the steam
On your knees boy better bow to the queen
You can take one for your team
Eat some cookies lick the cream
My coochie coochie coochie coo
My coochie coochie coochie coo
Do you wanna eat at the all night diner tonight?
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1234 let me hear u scream if u want some more
like uhhh
PUSH IT PUSH IT
watch me work it -
I'm perfect
Yeah that's right it's the Superstar
everybody wanna come up when I'm at the bar
all them people wanna try its like gimme some more
try a little harder honey I'm like gimme my car
skip the bra
chill at the spas
feminine boss
don't care what it cost
get lost we gettin rocks
while bitches Botox I blow cocks
so hot
we just wreckin the party
autographin everybody body parts with the sharpie
cant stop me baby got an army
be all that you can be baby
call me
1234 let me hear u scream if u want some more
like uhhh
PUSH IT PUSH IT
watch me work it -
I'm perfect
I'm comin straight out the nyc
every little bad boy's wet dream featurin me
cream get the money dollar dollar bill ya'll kill ya'll got the ill jaw
exes still call
you know I gotta do whatever it takes
all them other chicks its like that's the breaks
and all them other chicks wanna take my place and all them
other chicks better get out my face
the look the lips the tits the taste
the hair the eye the skin the waist
you see what i can do on a microphone
so think bout what I'm gonna do to you at home
get goin with the
mastercard max it hard
in the backs of cars
faxin lawyers
racks and racks at stores
I'm just/ about/ me gettin more
1234 let me hear u scream if u want some more
like uhhh
PUSH IT PUSH IT
watch me work it /
I'm perfect
hey I dont mean to brag
but i'm makin ladies mad
when they look at what i have
all the shit in the bag
runnin things like a track
no practice
got you starvin for me like a Hollywood actress
so attractive wear my dresses backless
flippin lots of heavy words like a mattress
make money during napses leg hair waxes… use hundred dollar bills
got a million pairs of underwear
millionaire times my strands of hair in Bel Air
its all there, bull or bear .....i dont know and i don't care
it aint fair princess superstar make em stop n stare runnin scared
kiss my derriere, on my mirrored chair
(why u got a mirrored chair? )
you can see my ass much better there
to kiss it kiss it
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I think everything's broken
I stink, everyone's smokin
I ring, everyone's cokin
I blink, everyone's spoken
We hit the clubs
We hit the drugs
(boring)
we say goodbye
on the bed I lie…
ahh you ain't happy
I see it while you're laughing
So if everything hurts
Gotta push, make it work
We're all out of control
Runnin up the sides of a bowl
I wonder why it's so hard
Maybe we just need brand new cars
Ahh you ain't happy
I see it while you're dancing
So if everything hurts
Gotta push, make it work
Licks, kicks, tricks, I'm sick time to get fixed
I said, licks, kicks, tricks, I'm sick I wanna get fixed I wanna…
Get fixed…
You can't get everything all at once
You don't even know what you want cunts
Push, make it work
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if you had a machine that could make you into anything you wanted to be, like anything, what would you be?
let's see
i want to be the queen no i want to be 19 wait no i wanna be that horrible thing i saw last night in my dream oh i know! i want to be a supermodel she's european
a lean sex fiend oh thank god i can finally fit in those dumb jeans
poof then it was me
i was her
I waited for something fabulous to occur
somethin/ marvelous and absurd
i waited there was nothing
but i was something
gorgeous crazy wealth and I could always reach the top of the supermarket shelf
all of a sudden I was no longer the model or myself
i must have thought about being a stupid box of cereal up on that stupid shelf
boring wondered whether i would wait forever
I guess I was a brand that wasn't adequately advertised on tv ever
but it got better
apparently a parent and a child threw me in a cart
it was hard I was smothered covered by a world of pop tarts
and a part of the newspaper that scared me, i think it was the pop charts
and i wish i was a cereal that..that. wasn't so smart
do you want to step inside my machine?
we all got home and they put me in the fridge
damn why didnt they keep their cereal out so I could at least see where they lived
but i could hear them and it seemed like they were happy
when the kid wasn't napping she was always laughing
i felt jumpy my bran was crackling
i was grabbed along with the milk put in a bowl
it was dark /a black hole / must have been the kid's mouth/ i dont know
and in i went
down the throat past the tongue by her heart by her lungs
and i could see she might be dying young
so i tried to patch it up with an old piece of gum that was there
but the damage was done disease had won it wasn't fair
but I wasn't gonna be the one that lost her
i wasn't a doctor
and i wasn't
a name on the list of somebodys roster
why bother
and by that time i was already out the other end
in the toilet with milk
you know my old friend from the fridge from way back when and then
we got sucked down into the pipes
what a crappy life
machine that's really not right
do you want to step inside my machine?
I cant stand it i said machine why are we here?
and it paused and said 'to play video games and drink beer'
that's weird you're subversive I thought we had a deeper purpose underneath the surface why do so many of us feel worthless
the machine said don't ask me ask your magazines
people and teen and loads of shit people dont need i started to bleed
and said just make me into bandaid the size of a giant pancake
wrap me around the whole world to heal the heartache
and if anyone's hungry well
they could just eat me or I'll be a peace treaty and no one could ever defeat me
it said chill out girl remember being on the shelf
i seem to remember you kind of just / wanted to be yourself
no. i wanted someone to pick me, to love me, to be the greatest brand
i dont understand i was just trying to comprehend man
oh you wanted the grand scheme the big plan the answer aha well here it is -
and then it turned off and that was it
because you see the machine
never really did exist
do you want to step inside my machine?
would you be a doctor
would you be a rocker
would you be a parka keepin someone warm in a lock up
would you be a marker
that signed the constitution would you start a revolution or just play some pro soccer
how about a stalker
if you were a father
would you be good at all or would you even bother
be a beautiful girl or someone that could call her
would you be a good talker
stealth bomber
what about osama
just to see what it feels like
cuz we all love to live in drama
be a big movie star
fancy ass houses big car
doin lots of drugs fuckin up an break laws
be a fat man plumbers butt hangin out the drawers
would you fight for a cause
chew on people like jaws
instigate wars push the button
would you be something
or middle class average with
ok marriage
1.3 baby carriage
2 cars garage
would you be president
would you be american
would you be be better than everyone else as a representative
would you be a monkey
would you feel lucky
would you be a big dick always fucking
would you be a pumpkin
would it be your brain inside a vegetable
or would you feel nothing
would you manage or would you suffer
would you be a lover
be a fighter
or would you just be alright
could you just be alright
and if all this could come true
would you be ready
would I be ready if I was you?
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its so easy
when everybody's tryin to please me
i was just leaving
got important stuff to do
like buy shoes and hate you
war is the perfect excuse
to do everything bad I ever wanted to do
because nothin really matters when nothin really matters
to anyone that matters
cmon get it out spit it out take it out of me
cmon get it out suck it out take it outta me
yeah you're real stoned now
high on power and cocaine
even though nobody good took that since 1979
fuck it, pass me a line
i meant a line for my song
everything is wrong living in oblivion is really fun
got a hole deep in my soul
cliche
but hey hey...hey....hey
cmon tear it out spit it out take it out of me
cmon get it out tear it out take the artery
time to reassess my mission
wish i had religion
for some nice tunnel vision
go ahead get that smile you get on your face when you get a taste
but just in case
remember i can press erase
i got 2 friends to take care of me
apathy and technology
I'm such a commodity
a musical comedy everyone wants a part of me
and then i had a dream where everyone on earth died except for me
i went to the mall , you know like that movie
and when i woke up and i looked at the newspaper
and i thought, is that all there is?
IS THAT ALL THERE IS?
cmon tear it out spit it out take it out of me
cmon get it out suck it out take it all from me
cmon tear it out spit it out take it out of me
cmon get it out take the heart take the artery
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can you feel it can you taste it can you see it
can you touch it could you love it don't you covet
can you fuck it and what of it
oh the happy it's the happy we're the happy oh so happy
it's the happy i'm so happy
the happy has come here..
don't you wonder oh i wonder
what a wonder, wonder, wonder
if you know then let's go
get real high but not if you go low
I just found it I wanna let you know
its the place where I'm gonna take you, go
it's the happy oh the happy we're the happy
oh so happy
it's the happy get the happy
i'm so happy
someone smack me
it's alright it's ok
here we are another day
and if you are wondering why you are here
-well so am I
I got all the answers that's why I have dancers
If you want to follow me
Be good, be good to what you see
Let's get happy
Let's get happy
let's get together. get it together.
Everybody work, work it out
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