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Posted By Princess Superstar! on November 13th, 2009

Wow this is revolutionary! Want me to write you a birthday rap? Do a private burlesque show with my dancers? Want your name in the credits of my album? And all the money goes to making my album? Well look no further, Pledge is here!

 

lemon. the new deodorant.

Posted By Princess Superstar! on August 21st, 2009

ok you guys are not gonna believe this.

if you are like me, you have tried every manner of deodorant from the health food store-

Toms, Dr. Hauschka, Crystal Whatever.

(oh in case you are using crap like Mennen extra pine blue ocean stink bomb crap STOP NOW- there is aluminum in nearly all commercial deodorants and aluminum has been proven to lead to Alzheimer’s!!!)

so my dear friend Miguel told me to scrub my underarms thoroughly in the shower with soap,

and then take a wedge of lemon and rub it all over your underarms (like deodorant)

i was like yeah right–

look i can sweat. if you’ve ever seen me live, you know, i can sweat.

and contrary to popular opinion that i am actually composed of dried rose petals, i can get a teeny bit stinky.

but lo and behold, this lemon really works! i am not kidding.

through 3 hour jivamukti (no joke) yoga practice, a 4 mile hike, etc.-

i’m smellin sweet as lemon pie.

try it.

no more plastics, no more chemicals on your skin and in the water from the deodorant factory,

no more ozone-depleting aerosols or testing on animals-

straight off the tree,

start a stinkin’ revolution!

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  • Then Jason you don't know how grateful I am you to be the Princy starter. Seriously, I wouldn't even have known about lemon on your armpits. God save the Jason!

    PS : honey, here's the picture at the club http://img20.imageshack.us/i/princy.jpg/ hope you like it ;)

    MWAH to everyone
  • jason3313
    or maybe i'm a few years too late for an obscure reference to the x-files lol.
  • jason3313
    aww shucks :)

    you never know...maybe someday we can open up a paranormal detective agency together!
  • LukeAgius1
    best idea ever im gonna do this when i go clubbing and at festivals thats when you seem to stink to the worst im going to spread the word!!!!!!
  • jason3313
    thanks for the info! you should add Dr. to yr moniker...
    "thank-you Dr. Princess Superstar!"
  • princesssuperstar
    why thank you jason. also to those that are reading this post -special super duper props and gratitude to this here jason mcfadden, the man that gave me my star! he released strictly platinum, my first album, waaaaay back in '95/96. forever in your debt mcfadden!!!
  • jason3313
    sorry one more question...can this lemon be room temperature? bc i think it would be rather chilly if it came straight from the refrigerator. i find this rather intriguing.
  • princesssuperstar
    i've done both. doesn't seem to matter, cold or room temp. and all you need is a wedge. and everyone, please remember- thoroughly wash your pits in the shower with soap first.
  • jason3313
    so...do you just wipe a lemon slice along yr skin a few times? just running the surface of the lemon slice against yr skin? or are you supposed to squeeze lemon juice onto yr skin, and then rub it in? doesn't it sting?
  • princesssuperstar
    yeah just wipe a lemon slice, not the peel side, the juicy side. and it doesn't sting.
  • Edouard
    Does this works with grapefruit? ... :-P
  • mceric
    i'm leery.
  • princesssuperstar
    just try it! you'll see! i'm not crazy! ok i am but...
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