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ode to green juice

Posted By Princess Superstar! on April 24th, 2009

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when i am home i have green vegetable juice every day.

usually some combination of juiced kale, celery, cucumber, spinach plus apple, lemon and ginger. 

it is one of the best things you can do for yourself, it’s like the elixir of youth.

juicing can cure diseases and make your skin glow. i mean it even helped smokers! in this study.

i love to do juice fasts on it and drink that and nothing else for 7 days straight but you can go for much longer.

alas, as i write this, I am in belgrade, serbia, with nary a green juice in sight.

so, as i am homesick and juicesick,  i thought i would write a rhyme about it.

ps: this picture i took is a particular beauty of a green juice from saf restaurant in london, one of my fave vegan restaurants in the world.

thinkin of my green juice makes me tingle like ahhh/
better than the juice of ten tins of pringles in my minibaar.
you would help me be able to accept that i’m a bit lonely/
you are better than any record deal from epic. or sony.
you’re my homey, i wish you’d hold me/
i just hate it bitch when you get too foamy!

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    heheh. pringle juice — how about a doritos/fritos smoothie? YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • gingerjewels

    Big fan of the green smoothie. You use a blender – not a juicer- so you don’t lose the fiber. I start the day with this:

    1 apple
    1 lime
    1 frozen banana
    handful of greens (usually spinach)
    handful of mint
    drizzle of linseed/flax oil (you can’t taste it)
    some acai powder
    1 teaspoon spirulina

    Just pop everything in your blender (put the fruit in first; top with the leafy greens), add water to get your desired thickness; whizz for a bit..and serve.

    The best part is, you don’t have to clean a juicer. Just rinse the blender and you’re done!

  • also a big fan of the green smoothie. looks like a yummy recipe there, will try.

  • NahdiDevi

    Princess I love you! We have to go on tour again so you can feed me yummy raw food all day long. WHen you touch down in NYC you and I should track those vocals.
    LOve you Dollface…
    JIVAMUKTI NYC BABYYYYYYYYYY
    MWUAH
    Nadhi

  • NahdiDevi

    MMMMM Green Juice is my fave though yeah!

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  • mangohut

    Green juice is great for healing from cancer too!

    If you are interested in learning more tips for juicing for cancer, visit http://www.juicingsolution.com.

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  • Beavis

    If you are interested in learning new tips for creating delicious and nutritious recipes for juicing, visit http://www.juicingsolution.com.

  • budhurl

    If you are interested in learning new tips for creating delicious juice recipes for fasting, check out http://www.juicingsolution.com.

  • mangohut

    Green juice is great for healing from cancer too!

    If you are interested in learning more tips for juicing for cancer, visit http://www.juicingsolution.com.

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