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i picked my song of the summer and it’s….

Posted By Princess Superstar! on July 17th, 2014

Here!

lyrics for bird machine!

Posted By Princess Superstar! on April 3rd, 2013

By Popular demand, here are the craaaaaay lyrics to my Bird Machine Bootleg!

check my little black bird with some little black hair
black as a little black baby baby black bear
black curly qs like a little bl ack baby hair
under little black black agent provacataire
birdie so hungry she gonna need a worm
my birdie so hungry she need a big worm
rub it like indian burn my birdie’s agile
if you slow my birdie’s a metaphor for my vag –
i’ll
throw it down kick it down if you f with my nest
throw me down kick it now cuz you fuckin with the best
watch it now if you go crazy  alfred hitchcock
gettin all my birdies to attack on that bitch cock
don’t worry bout twitter i’m a tweet tweet
other chicks titter but i make you skeet skeet
thick like a aif you a mp3 do me
ya engineer mo hornee when he eq me
my bird bird bird bird is the word
my bird bird bird bird is the word
my bird bird bird bird is the word
bird.
word.
i tat i tat i tat i tat taw a pussy-cat
tell me tell me tell me where my my  ppussy at
hands in the air all the bitches got a birdy too
show dem on the dancefloor the dirty things a birdy do
blackbird singing in the dead of night!
ha ha
I’m as free as a bird and that will never change
i’m gonna make doves cry purple rain
haters gonna hate that’s dead routine main
your dicks skinny n red like a laboutin and
my bird is locked in a cage aux folles
you better bust it open cuz this shit is awful
I’m your rubby ducky and i am the one
make bathtime so much fun, um
put it in my mouth in my muthafuckin mouth
put it in my mouth in my muthafuckin mouth
what you talkin bout
talkin bout birdseed
what a girl want ? nah give me what a girl need
je m’en fous
je me’en fous
snake and alesia wanna baisez vous
ah snap
bawk ! hallelujah whoa whoaaa
you just a parrot it’s  apparent
you had a bad parent tell by the lack of clothes you wearin
i’m a pioneer, the chick lady gaga ripped
rip it lick it flip it dont care here just respect my shit
you can wear burberry i wear bird berry
you can trim the hairy but i like to keep my bird heavy
secretary  type this princess superstar is scary
on the mic cuz i did first people  get ready

My Bird (Snake & Alesia Bootleg version) by Princess Superstar

check my little black bird with some little black hair

black as a little black baby baby black bear

black curly qs like a little black baby hair

under little black black agent provocataire

birdie so hungry she gonna need a worm

my birdie so hungry she need a big worm

rub it like indian burn my birdie’s agile

if you slow my birdie’s a metaphor for my vag –

i’ll throw it down kick it down if you f with my nest

throw me down kick it now cuz you fuckin with the best

watch it now if you go crazy  alfred hitchcock

gettin all my birdies to attack on that bitch cock

don’t worry bout twitter i’m a tweet tweet

other chicks titter but i make you skeet skeet

thick like a aif you a mp3 do me

ya engineer mo hornee when he eq me

my bird bird bird bird is the word

my bird bird bird bird is the word

my bird bird bird bird is the word

bird.

word.

i tat i tat i tat i tat taw a pussy-cat

tell me tell me tell me where my my  ppussy at

hands in the air all the bitches got a birdy too

show dem on the dancefloor the dirty things a birdy do

blackbird singing in the dead of night!

I’m as free as a bird and that will never change

i’m gonna make doves cry purple rain

haters gonna hate that’s dead routine main

your dicks skinny n red like a laboutin and

my bird is locked in a cage aux folles

you better bust it open cuz this shit is awful

I’m your rubby ducky and i am the one

make bathtime so much fun, um

put it in my mouth in my muthafuckin mouth

put it in my mouth in my muthafuckin mouth

what you talkin bout

talkin bout birdseed

what a girl want ? nah give me what a girl need

je m’en fous

je me’en fous

snake and alesia wanna baisez vous

ah snap

bawk ! hallelujah whoa whoaaa

you just a parrot it’s  apparent

you had a bad parent tell by the lack of clothes you wearin

i’m a pioneer, the chick lady gaga ripped

rip it lick it flip it dont care here just respect my shit

you can wear burberry i wear bird berry

you can trim the hairy but i like to keep my bird heavy

secretary  type this princess superstar is scary

on the mic cuz i did first people  get ready

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random thought

Posted By Princess Superstar! on March 15th, 2013

quote of the day, courtesy of bloody beetroots!

Posted By Princess Superstar! on November 17th, 2012

I was emailing with Bloody Beetroots aka Bob and this quote from Baudelaire was attached to the end of his email. Bloody Brilliant!

“ Modernity is the transitory,the fugitive,the contingent,which make up one half of Art,the other being the eternal and the immutable. This Transitory fugitive element,which is constantly changing must not be despised or neglected “

Charles Baudelaire

xmas swagger lyrics

Posted By Princess Superstar! on December 6th, 2011

xmas swagger cover

xmas swagger! GET IT NOW BEFORE IT HITS ITUNES!

i love xmas
i love santa
i love you baby
and your xmas swagger
i love mistletoe
kissin you on  tippitoe where did all my lipstick go
it christmas yo
i love it when it snows
i love ho ho hos
hot cocoa nat  king cole
happy people throw dem bows
i like parades i like  charades pumpkin pie paper plates
black guys and little girls in fresh  done  braids
i love xmas
i love santa
i love you baby
and your xmas swagger
i love mistletoe
kissin you on  tippitoe where did all my lipstick go
it christmas yo
i love  beaded sweaters
red n green tinfoil letters
cheerful sledders being together
justin beiber
i love jingle bells christmas sales chippendales with santa hats on their big
cock- pause- tails
chorus
high five for december 2-5
i’m 2 live  every inch of my 5’5
frame
more caboose than the toy train
insane in the membrane
damn granny got game
AIM my good friend keenan
“i’m peein”
man sorry dude hit me back when it’s did then
gettin ready for the  weekend
spending so much dough at duane reade
tits the season
chorus

i love xmas

i love santa

i love you baby

and your xmas swagger

i love mistletoe

kissin you on  tippitoe where did all my lipstick go

it christmas yo

i love it when it snows

i love ho ho hos

hot cocoa nat  king cole

happy people throw dem bows

i like parades i like  charades pumpkin pie paper plates

black guys and little girls in fresh  done  braids

i love xmas

i love santa

i love you baby

and your xmas swagger

i love mistletoe

kissin you on  tippitoe where did all my lipstick go

it christmas yo

i love  beaded sweaters

red n green tinfoil letters

cheerful sledders being together

justin beiber

i love jingle bells christmas sales chippendales with santa hats on their big

cock- pause- tails

chorus

high five for december 2-5

i’m 2 live  every inch of my 5’5

frame

more caboose than the toy train

insane in the membrane

damn granny got game

AIM my good friend keenan

“i’m peein”

man sorry dude hit me back when it’s did then

gettin ready for the  weekend

spending so much dough at duane reade

tits the season best slot games

chorus

tell me something to blog about?

Posted By Princess Superstar! on December 8th, 2009

topics, topics. i could go on for days.

what do you want to know about what i know?

RIP Sri K. Pattabhi Jois

Posted By Princess Superstar! on May 19th, 2009

images

This beautiful man developed the ashtanga yoga method

and is the teacher of my teachers David Life and Sharon Gannon of Jivamukti yoga.

here’s a little video which really doesn’t do him justice but you get the idea.

I feel sad that I never got to Mysore India to study with him, although his son is still teaching there so I might go.

Today I am going to the studio to record my song Must.Take.Control.

It’s all about taking control of the mind-

what Patanjali called “Chitta -Vrittis” in Sanskrit, which means Mind Fluctuations.

Instead of dwelling on the these same 

thought patterns we always have- focus on the breath and focus on the higher Source-

whether it’s God for you or Nature, 

or whatever.  I believe in a non-religious God for example. 

More of a universal spirit, which you can call God, Love, Allah, Buddha, whatever.

So my song today-it’s a crazy electronic dance tune, you might just be dancing to it and then go “wait what did she say??”

That’s my favorite thing to do, never be too literal with this heavy shit! I 

So I will record this today in honor of Pattabhi Jois.

BLESSINGS & OM !!

spamarrific

Posted By Princess Superstar! on May 14th, 2009

spam!
spam art

i get the craziest spam which i am sure you do too.

today was “smell the intimacy in your bedroom again”

um, no thanks!

you gotta check out this guy elliot burford’s spam art

ode to green juice

Posted By Princess Superstar! on April 24th, 2009

juicy7

 

when i am home i have green vegetable juice every day.

usually some combination of juiced kale, celery, cucumber, spinach plus apple, lemon and ginger. 

it is one of the best things you can do for yourself, it’s like the elixir of youth.

juicing can cure diseases and make your skin glow. i mean it even helped smokers! in this study.

i love to do juice fasts on it and drink that and nothing else for 7 days straight but you can go for much longer.

alas, as i write this, I am in belgrade, serbia, with nary a green juice in sight.

so, as i am homesick and juicesick,  i thought i would write a rhyme about it.

ps: this picture i took is a particular beauty of a green juice from saf restaurant in london, one of my fave vegan restaurants in the world.

thinkin of my green juice makes me tingle like ahhh/
better than the juice of ten tins of pringles in my minibaar.
you would help me be able to accept that i’m a bit lonely/
you are better than any record deal from epic. or sony.
you’re my homey, i wish you’d hold me/
i just hate it bitch when you get too foamy!